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On Friday I slept in til noon, then got ready and hung out with the boys for all of fifteen minutes looking through postsecrets feeling like a dork until Jayyne showed up. She skipped her last class and walked up the godforsaken hill Yay! The the guys left, we talked on the couch. (anorexic penises for anorexic vaginas!) Then Badinda and Leesa came over and we learned that we can not stand for the government adding chemicals to our earth and water because it causes low-forming rainbows. Everyone knows this was not happenning 20 years ago! What is oozing out of our ground??
Dear Jesus, some people.
In other news, I just got deja vu.
So we had a girls day. We headed to the hospital for Dinda to get a gift. Then we went to Target and the mall. She bought shoes and a scarf, Leesa and I were sexually inappropriate for an old man in the parking lot, there were two suns, we got Bawls and candy bracelets : ). After, we dropped Jayyne off then headed to BFE to drop Leesa off. Which is always a lovely, death-defying trip. On the way home, Dinda and I talked about boys and what we've been up to and stuff.
Then the rest of the weekend was dedicated to the wedding. The boy has family in town because his cousin is getting married. A little affair at their house. The couple was a lot of fun. They're young, but happy and seem really compatible. Since I was all by myself when I got home from the mall, I called the boys and asked them to come get me. So they came over, one being slightly tipsy (shh) and tried to sneak up on me by walking around my house. Clevvver. We went to Rite Aid. We got mentos, diet coke, and frosted aminal cookies. So we went back to Dan's house and did the mentos and coke. Not as impressive as youtube makes it out to be. Then we went in and met some of the family and hung out with the younger generation. Then, of all things, The Ring comes on. So we watch it because there are at least three people who hadn't seen it. It's pretty effed up. And most everyone but Megan, the boys and I went to bed. And we fell asleep on the couch until about 1, then were kicked out.
Then Saturday was the actually wedding day, so we headed out to be there around 1:30. The ceremony was short and chilly. Then everyone was everywhere taking pictures, so Nate and I just sat on the sofa and talked to Margo. Her and Jeff are actually really good parents. After dinner and pictures, everyone changed into jeans and chilled out. Later on in the evening, we played cards, "it's fine but the youngins are not allowed to touch the whisky", watched UFC, decided that since everyone was having a good time that we should stay over as well, the whisky disappeared, we learned in which country are you most likely to receive oral sex (Austria btdub), and tried to have three people sleep on one sofa. Epic fail on that one.
The next morning we woke to babies crying and people talking and ate breakfast (coffee mmmmmm) and left. When I got home I slept from ten til two. Which is why I'll be up late again tonight, oops.
And I can't stop listening to depressing country songs. :/