Saturday, November 1, 2008

walk ins are not so much encouraged

even though it ended up awwwright. A shower, three phone calls, an awkward request for clothes, then surprise! Awkward be gone. But NEVER the jokes.

Halloween was all apples to apples, jewish asian pumpkin eaters. Toast! To not being Shelby. The Shrine, in all its holyness, has been stolen by the foremost hippy. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Bullfight.We never did get to catch an Asian child. We devoured many Swedish children. Potatoes toes! It started snowing shaving cream and reres. Pteradactyl! BIITCH GIVE ME HEAD, all at the Spencer party! Hitler, Rosa Parks, Dr. Kervorkian and AIDs had a wicked party. Only, only two of them showed up. Ginger crotches make for funny shit. JFK vs. Gangsters. We totally deserved four cups of ranch, and the eavesdropping waiter finally got a tip.

Leesa! Forest fires or homeless shelters! Which would you rather go towards?

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