EppieEight: I want to try the provolone!!!!

Waaaah. Paul Newman :[[[

Despite the tragedy that that is and the fact that Pizza Hut is trying to convince me that ham is bacon, I've just capped off a really great week even if everywhere we go people seem to think that Dennis and I are actually incompetent. "This is "T", do you know "T"?" "Watch out for this step!!!", etc.

Monday rolled in slowly and I can't really recall much from it aside from the fact that I couldn't taste the coffee I was attempting to drink. Tuesday was spent inhaling Chinese food without chewing, roaming aimlessly around campus for 2 hours with Brittany and then chillin' in their apartment 'not watching cable' and seeing lots of titties. Wednesday was a fun day riding in a crazy car, salvo shopping for Bill Cosby sweaters, mushroom pizza and walking around looking homeless (waaah spiders). Thursdizzle was fun with the several hour block of sitting in the cafeteria without class. Especially with the whole "WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP!!!!!!" bit. Friday proved the most awkward for more than one person but was still a good time. Hello, nasty breakfast subs with mold! Waiting two hours for Buhhweeto to get done and then nearly missing the bus, creepin' in Weggie's for a couple of hours over a turkey sub, then coffee night which brought on the awkwardness. We did however create a delicious drink of coconut and raspberry smoothies and chewed carrots and had puppy dog face wars which led to the cross-chewing of one stick of gum, sippage of said drink and the consumption of meat bawlz dipped in the drink. Today was spent hardly moving from the corner of a couch watching Chowder, too many episodes of That 70's Show, and football(...) and watching John kind of fail at making a bracelet. Not to mention the fact that my nose has been all but raped throughout the course of the day. Relief came when we ventured out of the apartment for a trip to Applebee's where we successfully proved our mental capabilities to our waitress. Following that we headed back and watched Brittany take about 5 tries to make a successful wedding card for her cousin.

Making a long story short, I basically love life right now.